Pilsner
Crisp, snappy, bitter in the politest way. Nowhere to hide a mistake, which is why brewers get nervous about them.
Pilsner flutesAnnonsEvery beer answers one question: drink it now, or let it sit? Here are 28 styles and where each one lands.
Hop aroma starts fading the day the can is sealed. Keep these cold and keep them moving.
Crisp, snappy, bitter in the politest way. Nowhere to hide a mistake, which is why brewers get nervous about them.
Pilsner flutesAnnonsThe big friendly family: helles, märzen, festbier. Made to be drunk by the half-litre, not sniffed at.
Hops with the volume at seven instead of ten. The one you order when nothing else jumps out.
IPA glassesAnnonsThe volume at ten. Bold, bitter, and fading fast: an IPA’s best day was probably yesterday.
IPA glassesAnnonsLooks like juice, smells like a fruit stand. Time destroys exactly that, so drink it.
IPA glassesAnnonsIPA flavour with the alcohol dialled down, usually under 5%. All the taste, none of the nap.
IPA glassesAnnonsMore hops, more malt, more everything. Strong, but strength won’t stop the aroma leaving on schedule.
IPA glassesAnnonsHefeweizen, witbier and their cousins. Soft and cloudy: banana if it’s German, orange peel if it’s Belgian.
Wheat beer glassesAnnonsCologne’s answer to the pilsner. Pale, delicate, and served in a 200 ml glass so it never goes warm.
Kölsch stange, 200 mlAnnonsTart, salty, oddly refreshing. The salt is in there on purpose. Sounds like a dare, drinks like lemonade.
Teku tasting glassAnnonsSoured in a day, not years in oak. Clean and quick, usually with fruit doing the talking.
Teku tasting glassAnnonsThe good ones stopped tasting like a compromise years ago. Check the date the way you would milk. Not in the catalogue here, which starts at 3.6%.
Ten styles that get better with years: big, dark, strong or wild. These are the ones that get a vintage field.
Black, heavy, often north of 10%. A few years turns the burn into chocolate and leather.
Stout sniftersAnnonsBarely a wine, and nobody’s idea of a session beer. Sweet, strong, built like furniture.
Stout sniftersAnnonsBelgium’s wild-fermented originals: sour, funky, still working. The bottle keeps changing after you buy it.
Teku tasting glassAnnonsSour brown beers aged in oak. Somewhere between beer and balsamic, in the best way.
Teku tasting glassAnnonsAnything the brewer let the wild yeast loose on. Cellar a few and see where they end up.
Belgian tulip glassesAnnonsThe biggest of the abbey beers: dark fruit, caramel, and a strength that sneaks up on you. Monks were cellaring these long before anyone reviewed them.
Belgian tulip glassesAnnonsThe clue is in the name. Rich, malty, made for sipping next to something burning.
Stout sniftersAnnonsA porter fermented cold with lager yeast. Smoother than a beer that strong has any right to be.
Stout sniftersAnnonsA bock made stronger by freezing the water out. Intense, syrupy, in no hurry. The strongest beer in the Swedish retail range is one of these, at 28%.
Stout sniftersAnnonsBourbon, whisky, wine, rum. If it slept in a barrel it is used to waiting. Also the most expensive row on the shelf.
Stout sniftersAnnonsSix names that cover both a Tuesday beer and a ten-year project. Strength breaks the tie: 8% and up goes to the cellar, under that to the fridge.
A dry stout is a fridge beer. A 12% barrel monster with the same word on it wants years. Read the small print.
Stout sniftersAnnonsThe farmhouse style: dry, peppery, a little wild. Lighter ones now, funkier ones later.
Belgian tulip glassesAnnonsAbbey beers in the middle weights. Lovely fresh, fine after a few years. Hard to get wrong.
Belgian tulip glassesAnnonsStrong German lagers, bready and dark. The doppels hold up. The rest is best inside a year.
Covers everything from quick kettle sours to oak-aged wild things. The word on its own tells you nothing. Sorry.
Teku tasting glassAnnonsBitters, browns, ambers, reds: the whole comfortable middle of beer. The Swedish retail catalogue files nearly half its range under this one word. Drink it soon.
Teku tasting glassAnnonsThe app does this sorting for you. Scan a can and it lands on the right shelf. In TestFlight.
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